* Laugh of the Week *

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.
Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."


Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."


Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds ."


Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."


Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."


Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."


Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."


Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."


Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."